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Congress MP Vithal Radadiya
today was caught
on camera pulling out a rifle, brandishing it and threatening employees at
a toll plaza near Vadorara. Congress party has taken objection to this
inexplicable behavior from his MP and sought an explanation from him. Mr.
Vithal Radadiya has replied to the notice as follows:
Dear Madam Sonia Gandhi G,
I know you are pretty upset about
what happened today in Vadodara. I have been asked an explanation on why I behaved in that manner.
I am absolutely aware that the Congress
party has set some high standards in various scams off late and has a rich
history also. Since we are out of power in Gujarat for almost a decade I couldn’t
get involved in any scams. With Gujarat elections round the corner, I was
thinking how I can be in the limelight. Mr. Arvind Kejriwal targets our party
members only if they indulge in corruption. I was in total confusion on how to carry
forward this legacy.
We had 1.72 lak crore 2G scam.
This was followed by Coal (G)ate scam which surpassed the 2G scam by a good
margin. Then there is also Common Wealth (G)ames scam. I was looking at the
similarities among these scams and suddenly had a eureka moment. I realized
that a G is the common factor in all the 3 scams. I thought of doing something
which involves G. Madam you see, Gujarat also has a G. I decided to do
something on Toll (G)ate. This also has a G. I was very sure that once I did
what I did today the G will ensure publicity for me. My intention of taking out
the gun was taken out of context by the media persons. They say I threatened
but I do not have so much courage. I went to toll gate to show the guy issuing
slips to ask whether I can carry my gun or not. But the media persons have
interpreted it differently. Madam G the funny part is the gun also has a G.
I deeply regret that I could not
live up to the standards set up by the Congress party. I know I have not lived
up to the expectations of lakhs of crores of scam but have ensured that Congress
gets publicity. Any publicity whether it is positive or negative is good.
I hope this explanation is
sufficient enough for me to get a plum post in any standing committee Madam G. I
am aware that Raja and Kalmadi G have been appointed
to two separate standing committees.
I am sure Mr Arnab (G)oswami will
call me tonight for his show on Times Now. His name also has a G madam :)
Yours Sincerely,
Vithal Radadiya
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